Don’t Bogart That Coffee, Dude!

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What if Starbucks and Marlboro had a baby.

One could imagine a super brand coffee/cigarette hybrid that might one day rule the free world. But we need imagine no more.

Apparently sensing  a distaste for drinking things, along with an intense desire to smoke things, one innovative, outside-the-carton thinking manufacturer brings us “Le Whif.”

Le Whif is a coffee-flavored inhaler that combines the social leprosy of smoking with the nerve-jangling effects of far too much caffeine. Clearly, the perfect product for these harried times where the bombardment of technology and information compels us to combine our vices into more efficient and manageable slots in our lives.


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2 Responses to Don’t Bogart That Coffee, Dude!

  1. Captain Guy says:

    And of course, let’s not forget the best part of it all, it comes in colorful plastic containers that will clog our landfills and look positively trés chic lying carelessly discarded in our storm gutters while making you look hip!

  2. Carolina says:

    Exactly HOW is this related in any way to smoking? Not that I would buy these, but you don’t light them, you don’t smoke them, you just (I think) squirt them into your mouth, at least that’s what it looked like on their site. At any rate, they don’t seem to be dangerous, just another gimmick to get our money.

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