Unicorn, the other white (and rainbow-colored) meat

Ever wondered what the flesh of a mythical beast might taske like?  Well now you can find out! Thanks to the folks at ThinkGeek.com you can finally get 100% of your recommended daily value of sparkles, rainbows, and magic.  Here’s a great article about this new taste sensation.   Seriously though, you probably shouldn’t it this, as it’s really just a “dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.”  Although come to think of it, that’s not really all that different from a lot of the other “real” canned processed meats…

Also, check out this handy-dandy chart showing what parts of the unicorn are really made out of, although I doubt the sunshine part really gives you much vitamin D.

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