Happy National Sandwich Day! This DNET entry, dubbed the “Angry French-Canadian,” comes from our Canuck friends to the North, in what the Toronto Star describes as an “entire package of bacon, three steamed hot dogs, a large order of poutine and another of fries with gravy layered onto a 20-inch baguette fried into French toast with a dozen eggs and drenched in maple syrup.” Weighing in at 5,343 calories, this beast gives your arteries a run for their money.